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My name's Jake. I'm 25, and I still live with my parents in Manchester. Wythenshawe, to be precise. You know that feeling when you walk into your childhood house and you don't even notice the smell anymore? When your mum opens your bedroom door to feed the cat, and you wake up thinking, "Jesus, I'm 25, and I'm still being told to pick up my socks." I work at McDonald's. On the drive-thru. Five years now. If you've never worked a Friday night drive-thru in Wythenshawe — honestly, it's hell. First, you take the order through that crackly speaker where you can't make out half of what they're saying. Then you run around grabbing the bag, then you lean out the window and hand over the fries to some driver who won't even look at you. An hour in, you feel like a zombie, except the zombies are people in pyjamas screaming "where's my sauce?" My parents aren't kicking me out. But they *hint*. Mum: "Jake, your cousin Liam's got his own flat. He's younger than you. And he's got a dishwasher." Dad (watching football, not looking away): "I was already redoing the roof on this house when I was 25." "Dad, you only did the roof because Grandad fell off the ladder." "Doesn't matter. Same point." I love them. But every morning at breakfast, I feel like an exhibit. "Don't you think it's time, son…" — and they don't finish the sentence, but I finish it in my head: *don't you think it's time you moved out, because the neighbour's already asking why a grown man's parking in her guest spot? Thing is, I can't. I make about 300 quid a week. I give Mum 100 for bills and food (she takes it even though I tell her not to — but I know she just puts it in an envelope for my future deposit). 50 goes on petrol. The rest disappears on my credit card — the one I used to fix my battered old Fiesta. Plus a gym subscription I'm not cancelling because it's the only place I still feel human. Moving out in Manchester means at least 800 for a deposit plus first month's rent. I don't have 800. I'v
