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TYSON FURY — if you're reading this, go and get f****d! 😠🖕 Okay. I've typed this out and deleted it about six times now, because I know exactly how it sounds. Just read to the end before you roll your eyes at me. I'm Olivia, 29, from Dartford, just outside London. I'm an early years practitioner — which is the fancy way of saying I spend ten hours a day at a nursery raising other people's kids while I can barely afford to feed myself. I started on £13 an hour; after the big pay rise everyone made a fuss about I'm on just over £15. Life-changing, right? That's basically a coffee a day. People hear "you work with children, that's so rewarding!" Mate. Rewarding doesn't pay road tax. I love those kids to bits, but I've been bitten, spewed on, and screamed at more times than I can count, I do unpaid overtime writing "learning observations" nobody reads, and after tax and rent on my little flat in Dartford I've got about £180 a fortnight to live off. Every girl I trained with has already quit for Tesco or ASDA because it literally pays almost the same to stack shelves. I stayed because I'm an idiot who cares. Then in July my Hyundai packed in. Timing chain. Mechanic quoted £2,400 and looked at me like he was reading out a death sentence. No car where I live means no job — my shifts start at 6:30am and public transport just doesn't work with my hours. I was catching lifts with my neighbour's husband and paying him petrol money I didn't have, eating instant noodles for dinner and telling everyone I was "on a health kick." Here's where it gets stupid. I've followed Niko Omilana for years, right? Everyone in the UK who's online knows Niko and Beta Squad. The pranks, the crazy videos, the whole "bloke who somehow gets away with absolutely anything" thing. So when he started talking about Niko Games, I didn't even think of it as a gambling ad, honestly. I thought — that's Niko. I've watched this bloke for years. He's not going to put his face on something that robs ordina
